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MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?


TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.16/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm
YOU! YOU! SWEET JESUS H. ***DANCING CHRIST! YOU! NOT "U!" AARGH!
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am
Ha!


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

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Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me ***ist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm
what's up little biatch? were you b***hurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, f*** off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag **** like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Says the guy who'll never get ***. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

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Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm

...and all the pages are blank.


WIPES A TEAR AWAY -


TAGS: fairy tale happy ending
Rating: 4.91/5

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TheOne - May 25, 2011, 7:01 pm
Says the man who I think to believe has his own personal messages.


JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!


TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.56/5

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CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am

We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks a**.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm

This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm

At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm
And drug addict.


SCHRODINGER'S CAT - Must first fit into the box


TAGS: cat schrodinger physics
Rating: 4.69/5

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run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
my roomate's step-sister brought home $20547 a week ago. she is working on the computer and bought a $369500 home. All she did was get blessed and apply the directions explained on this web site http://Run19.com
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:28 pm
If I fits, I sits.
gas - September 1, 2012, 10:55 pm
lol


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

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OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm
A wife named Dave :)


I -


TAGS: reading glasses
Rating: 4.51/5

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Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:23 am
It'5 very annoying isn't it
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
ironically, I made this the same day I got my glasses
Sho - August 27, 2011, 8:29 pm
LOL. nice one man. Funnier than my 'I' posters. 5L


A MESSAGE FROM YOUR IT GUY -


TAGS: he s not kidding around
Rating: 4.72/5

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mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 4:10 am
This ..... is going in my office displayed so people have to read it before talking to me XD
FatherTyme - June 30, 2011, 8:27 pm
GOOD LAWD!!! I wish I could give this 10 RAWRING BLODD THIRSTY SALIVATING LIONS!!! I work as an IT sheep and we've been all but muzzled from saying the above. Thank you Air, thank you for for speaking on behalf of us all *begins to sob uncontrollably*
phydeaux - April 24, 2010, 1:46 am
5 Gb/s for Airman! Epic AMSOME! I can NOT begin to tell you how true this is! As the Senior Systems Administrator (unix/linux) at a good sized DoD (USN) Facility, this hits a perfect bullseye. Made an instant fav, and will be printed and on my wall!!!


THE 2ND AMENDMENT -




HONOR GUARD -


TAGS: eagle guarding military graves
Rating: 4.74/5

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lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 6:45 pm

Thanks!~
Airman - February 28, 2012, 4:34 pm
i used this same pic a few months ago.. you did a much better job than I did.. 5L
lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

;)
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:38 pm
Thanks, again.
lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 11:00 am

I thought so, too. Thanks!~
maoworks2 - February 28, 2012, 7:45 am
Very Moving Picture 5L.


MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.


TAGS: wedding humor couple love hate
Rating: 4.64/5

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WTFO - August 27, 2012, 10:10 pm
I have the same problem. Last night I was about to create one and realized that I already did it with a different picture. Again, I apologize for the repeat. However, if I'm going to repeat someone, at least I picked a motifaker I respect.
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:58 pm
I would insert the two missing words, but it's Monday
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:50 pm
amazing it doesn't happen more often with as many as been posted on here. I'm waiting for the day I recreate one the I've already done. You got my 5L
WTFO - August 27, 2012, 12:06 am
I had no idea. Certainly wasn't my intent to redo a poster. Much respect to Airman for turning the phrase into a poster first.
spacedog - August 23, 2012, 12:57 am
127549 Word for word.
tatespa - August 14, 2012, 12:42 pm
One of the best I've seen!! Actually laughed out loud!!!
forseti - August 14, 2012, 10:01 am
Now I know why I'm pretty good at poker since I'm married...
WTFO - August 14, 2012, 12:44 am
Much appreciated.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:38 pm
Suh-weet! 5L, and I wish I could give it more.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:57 pm
N-I-C-E


Books -




C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

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Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


OLD PEOPLE AT WEDDINGS - They keep poking me and saying, "You're next", so at funerals I do it to them


TAGS: old people eddings funerals poke
Rating: 4.71/5

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gas - February 13, 2012, 2:23 pm
aaand fav'd
motinet - February 4, 2012, 9:42 am

LOL - brilliant!
Reality Lord - September 20, 2011, 5:07 pm

lol5...i gotta try that
Budog - September 20, 2011, 3:25 pm
My lesbian sister-in-law loves this one... LOL
mariand - September 20, 2011, 10:08 am
LOL...dude, it's only me who notice a lack of respect for the elder5?


MOVIES -


TAGS: lord of the rings ring wedding dvd
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - October 10, 2011, 4:00 pm
Sweet!... Fav'd


DATA -


TAGS: two wedding rings
Rating: 4.44/5

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Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:41 pm
You gotta allow for Mormons ;)
Greeny - November 18, 2011, 8:59 pm
not if there were 4,153,237 spouses


1st Impressions -


TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.55/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...


PARENTING -


TAGS: parent demanding moody boss coworker
Rating: 4.81/5

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mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:10 am
LOL...yeah


HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?


TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.19/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:03 pm
I haven't the personal experience, but I would imagine a bar of steel through my nasal bone would hurt more than glasses that squeezed a bit. At worst, I can take the latter off my head for a few minutes of relief without requiring surgery.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


ZOMBIE ENDINGS -


TAGS: snow white zombie alternate ending
Rating: 4.51/5

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Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 1:07 pm

...ummm....i need to make a poster about THAT!!!
Morilina - February 22, 2012, 12:33 pm
Is it wrong that this slightly might turn me on?
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:30 am

sell...nah...i found his disney p*** site is all. :)
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:50 am
WTF RL! Did Culos sell you the license to that Disney font?
gas - February 19, 2012, 2:45 pm
to me it really reminds me of the twisted snow white from Geralt of Rivia's saga. 5 rotten apples :D
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2012, 12:53 pm
Reminds me of the Crites from the movie series Critters


FACEPLANT!! - Ouch, that's gotta hurt.




HIDING BEHIND A POLE - Some people just can't do it


TAGS: fat cop hiding behind pole
Rating: 3.37/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 1:29 pm
..but the guy hiding behind Pollasky there is doing just fine.


HAPPILY EVER AFTER - On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding video backwards just to see myself walk out of the church a free man


TAGS: marriage tv wedding free man
Rating: 4.81/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 5:47 pm
and I'll take it ! thanks chalkman :)
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:17 pm
i give you 5
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:17 pm
haha funny s5it
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 9:58 pm
hey GaryO, sup ? you know you're only as old as the women you feel... I've only been here a few days too, but you might want to check out the stuff by the older members, you have some seriously good sh*t there !
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:22 pm
...and I tend to repeat myself....admin...little help here (please)
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:21 pm
Stellar! This one is so nailed, suzieq. I’ve only been here a few days, but have done a lot of foraging…this one’s the best I’ve seen. …….however, seems I’ve read those same words somewhere else…..but coulda been just now….I’m old
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:20 pm
Stellar! This one is so nailed, suzieq. I’ve only been here a few days, but have done a lot of foraging…this one’s the best I’ve seen. …….however, seems I’ve read those same words somewhere else…..but coulda been just now….I’m old
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 2:47 pm
The Force of LOL is strong with this one. . .
mariand - January 27, 2012, 12:45 am
good one...original ;)
Budog - January 26, 2012, 9:38 pm
LMAO 5L


ONE-STOP SHOPPING -




YOU FAIL -


TAGS: folding fitted sheet
Rating: 4.72/5

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Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 9:28 pm
EXCELLENT and absolutely true. 5 king sized pillowcases ..........
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:57 pm
King size sheets are the worse!


BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day




YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE! -


TAGS: wedding dr who funny
Rating: 4.72/5

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Kilted - September 10, 2012, 1:45 pm
Don't blink.
DavidEMartin - August 24, 2011, 12:38 pm
Hey, she just survived an alternate lifetime and helped restart the universe. Give her some cake !
champ99 - August 24, 2011, 10:06 am
It's a Trap!
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 12:31 am
The cake is a lie


REDNECK WAKEBOARDING - What will they think of next?


TAGS: redneck wakeboarding ski water
Rating: 4.43/5

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FilthyPhil - December 31, 2011, 3:56 pm
next is your sister topless on the wakeboard
Chompers - September 20, 2010, 2:54 pm
Happens to all of us.
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 2:50 pm
Don't you love the after thoughts you get when you see your posters a second or third time?
motinet - September 20, 2010, 2:49 pm

Better subtext would have been: $40,000 boat? $600 wakeboard? Screw that, we got plywood!
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 12:27 pm
Can this be an activity at moticon?


MARRIAGE & BANKS - They both carry penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account.


TAGS: wedding banking similarity
Rating: 4.79/5

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WTFO - October 22, 2011, 10:47 pm
Thanks.
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 5:04 am
And harder to do when you're underage
mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:56 am
lol...this is cool


WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.


TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

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nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? d***!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this ja****s was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.


NSA SURVEILLENANCE -


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale


REDNECK WEDDING CAKE - The only thing missing is the Toast to the happy couple with this morning's Moonshine




GEAR PROBLEM -


TAGS: pilot crash landing
Rating: 4.85/5

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Aurielius - September 28, 2015, 7:19 am
Southern pilots come in two flavors , excitable or unflappable.
FredrickHarmon - February 3, 2011, 1:54 am
Excellent, this is probably my favorite class of motivator poster.


... - NO COMMENT NECESSARY




SESAME STREET... - breeding what we call muppets today




BREASTFEEDING ROCKS -


TAGS: kids babies funny breasfeeding
Rating: 3.35/5

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ddh - September 17, 2009, 2:05 pm
great!


DOROTHY -


TAGS: accurate but misleading
Rating: 4.83/5

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demon001 - November 27, 2015, 1:46 pm
What women won't do for a pair of great looking shoes!
nicholsjoshua15 - September 7, 2013, 7:00 pm
Sound like the plot for up coming video game, Grand Theft Auto : Emerald City Stories.
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 10:30 am

real real sweet!


ACCOUNTABILITY -


TAGS: wording might be bad but the meters good
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 5:50 pm
Nice.


SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.




COMMUNISM - I'm downloading it!


TAGS: pirating mp3 mp3s downloading communism
Rating: 3.82/5

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forseti - March 14, 2010, 2:23 pm
Me2


DO YOU WANT ONE? -


TAGS: conscience is costly or priceless depending on how you live
Rating: 4.73/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct ***e and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"


NIETZSCHE IS LOADING - Nietzsche is still loading




CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE.


TAGS: married wedding bride groom husband
Rating: 4.55/5

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GaryO - February 17, 2012, 3:19 pm
that'5 a LOL


SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.


TAGS: schrodinger sammich sadwich cat german quatum science hellsing
Rating: 3.22/5

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Derek - September 27, 2009, 12:18 am
The cat has eyes that are neither brown nor blue but in an indeterminate state. :-)
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 5:55 pm
Add a little mustard, but hold the...Meowww...quiet. Hold the...meowww...mayo. AAHROM NOM NOM NOM...


ACE VENTURA LANDING -


TAGS: helicopter carrier landing
Rating: 4.88/5

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forseti - March 1, 2011, 10:53 am
I love this movie!
agdaniele - March 1, 2011, 6:26 am
LOL!
CANADA - March 1, 2011, 1:20 am
Like a glove!


DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!


TAGS: september challenge wedding stupid applies to both ***es
Rating: 3.56/5

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Sotesf - October 7, 2009, 7:55 pm
sadly they get taken advantage of more than female blonds


IT'S A TRAP - Admiral Ackbar knows.


TAGS: ackbar wedding
Rating: 3.3/5

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pieman - January 21, 2010, 10:50 am
Oral *** reminds him of home.
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 1:04 am
He should know..... but he does'nt know that.


CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




ESPECIALLY A NOISY SHADOW -


TAGS: helicopter descending life s little tips
Rating: 4.91/5

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Ravenwing67 - April 26, 2012, 10:31 am
Used to do it all day long...although it was usually a CH-46 and on a flight deck...and I only got hit twice ;)
Bolverk37782 - April 17, 2012, 9:48 am
If you can stand under one of these when it's landing it means that either your boots have been set in concrete by you ever helpful mates or you’re the Incredible Hulk.!!
Budog - April 17, 2012, 12:28 am
So true, those Chinooks tend to screw up your whole day when they land on you! 5L
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:35 pm

This one is GREAT, Airman!~~


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.4/5

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Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?


BODYBUILDING - A steroid-free sport


TAGS: bodybuilding women strong
Rating: 3.05/5

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IllicoPresto - December 11, 2009, 2:33 am
A sport, huh? So is this a winner or a loser? 'Cause either way it made me frow up in my mouf.


MARRIAGE - ... is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.




UNLEARN WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED, YOU MUST -




THIS KID - just found out he'll be breast feeding for 6 more months




HARRY POTTER - The kids book even cats like, sad, pathetic, single cats.


TAGS: cats harry potter reading books
Rating: 3.56/5

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xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:18 pm
It would be even funnier if the cat looked like McGonnagal.
SerpentMaster - April 16, 2010, 2:00 am
i like it


YOU CAN'T HIDE - WHAT'S INSIDE. And that white dress isn't fooling anyone either!




6,992,126,047 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD... - Kinda staggering, right?




RACE RELATIONS - Black people totally don't like it when you read on the subway




IN THE BEGINNING... - ... There Was Michael Bay.


TAGS: exploding explosions with explosives
Rating: 2.24/5

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Paranoia - October 10, 2009, 4:45 am
I like this more than that agdaniele, probably because i think michael bay does overuse explosions in his movies. So I appreciate his pun. coulda had a better pic to make the joke more coherent though.
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 2:12 am
Pearl Harbor sucked.... just a little bit more than this motifake.


FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of **** turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass b**** 4**** 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...


life -


TAGS: hiding life silly monty python and now for something completely different
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:41 am
Then can you tell me how you got yourself into those leotards...teehee
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:08 pm
Been There .


PARENTS - Always hiding the truth from us...


TAGS: dog sad funny parents always hiding the truth
Rating: 3.74/5

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Dangle - July 9, 2010, 3:41 am
im not sure if thats a parental win or fail... funny as hell either way! lol
LD0ne - August 26, 2009, 10:34 am
LOL that is awesome
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 11:48 am
I always wondered where Skittles was. How could he?
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:36 am
I'd do that one for free! Two seriously scarred kids...coming up!
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 8:51 am
ill do it, sorry kids
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 10:51 pm
Haha i was reading that yesterdya xD
Im Suddenly An Actor - July 27, 2009, 10:48 pm
For $500 Ill bloody do it!
Preacher Man - July 2, 2009, 11:34 pm
Is it any wonder that so many people believe conspiracy theories? If you can't trust your own father to not conspire against you...
RandomApe - July 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Wow, just...wow


ROBOT INSURANCE - There is no protection for the elderly against Robot attacks. Make sure your elderly loved ones are covered.




Hi!! -




AIRCRAFT RULES - Somewhere in the top 10... "When landing, it's wheel side down."


TAGS: aircraft rules landing
Rating: 4.82/5

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GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 4:32 pm
OK, "G", whatta we up to? 3? Let's make it No. 3.
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 3:26 pm
How about picking a rule number for this one Gunny - I have a feelin' there's more out there...
Sean - April 21, 2011, 2:29 pm
Provided of course that we are talking about a rental.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:03 pm
As far as rules go...I'm sure Airman would agree, any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:01 pm
...And the point is?
Master - April 21, 2011, 1:59 pm
This seems to be "a good example of a bad example" of airplane handling. The rule is good, for safety, in real life, but note the beautiful scenery! This is a special Burning Man "art piece"!
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:50 pm
think of it as a guideline
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:16 pm
I'm not a pilot -- I don't even play one on TV -- so hum, is this s rule or merely a recommendation?
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:12 pm
that is a good rule gunny


ENTERTAINING -


TAGS: fun joke mayo pudding party
Rating: 4.64/5

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Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 11:51 pm
I will make it my duty to do this!
robbidos - July 12, 2012, 1:16 am
guiness out of an oil can works too, but isnt vanilla pudding yellow?
CloudchaserS - July 8, 2012, 10:16 pm
For additional effect, buy a new 1 gallon gas can and use it to drink out of.


EDUCATION - has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.


TAGS: education reading newspaper sunny
Rating: 4.6/5

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RandomPixilator - December 21, 2010, 12:27 am
Hence we have Facebook, or tabloids
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 7:33 pm
thanks
foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:38 pm
great! 5L + fav!


IF YOU NEED ME -




BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...


TAGS: garter wedding bride groom stocking
Rating: 3.88/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 11:15 pm
Yikes! It looks like all the extra she's eaten came off his plate! If she doesn't starve him to death in the first three months, there's always rolling over in bed. He looks to frail to lift his own body, much less hers.
Tarapin - August 21, 2011, 10:08 pm
Why cut it, just give her the whole thing
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:20 pm
Keep up the good work. You're getting there.


A STAR WARS THEMED WEDDING... - Notice anything missing at this event?


TAGS: star wars wedding no bride
Rating: 4.37/5

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Anonymous2 - June 3, 2010, 11:58 pm
Sorry, but I can't seem to find the droids. Anytime I go looking, some old greybeard tells me they're not there.


STRANGE ARCHITECTURE -




EVOLUTION -


TAGS: pzy wings evolution falling building
Rating: 4.48/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:55 pm
My god, is this a real picture of someone being killed? If so, that's sad.
LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:03 pm
It wasn't the fall that hurt most, nor was it the sudden stop at the bottom. It was the kick in the nads.,


HAPPINESS -




WELDERS - natures sparkle fairies...




PATIENCE -


TAGS: building matches woman shoes
Rating: 4.89/5

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gas - September 1, 2011, 11:50 am
lol, thanks :p
forseti - September 1, 2011, 3:11 am
voted a second time because you deserve 10 lions for this! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2011, 9:57 pm
all this Stephen king talks makes me want to say........Wash.......Chapter2....
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 4:04 pm
Awesome series! Read it several times! I could probably only get half way through the waste lands before she was ready to go, so I wouldn't have to take the whole series. :)
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:55 pm
hahaha, next time take The Dark Tower entire series (btw, I didn't know about this book, "The Stand", I note it!)
mariand - August 11, 2011, 1:00 pm
lol... too funny
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 10:26 am
This is awesome! I feel this way often! I actually took Stephen King's "The Stand" with me when we went to the mall once...she didn't think is was funny. But I got about half-way through!
Verdeckt - August 11, 2011, 5:01 am
They're your words, there's just less of them :P
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:23 am
lol! then thank Verdeckt too, he helped to make the poster funnier than it was xD
forseti - August 11, 2011, 1:59 am
first coffee 5pitting this morning! thank you very much, gas!


MR. BELDING - Still reaching out to the young people, eh Mr. B? Hopefully, these girls don't still go to high school.




WHOA NELLY -




CAN'T SWEAR IN A DISNEY POSTER -


TAGS: firk ding mother hubbard sob
Rating: 4.57/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:43 am
Could be worse... They could do another "American Graffiti". But who would play Candy Clark's role...?
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:41 am
Maybe now that holiday special will see a high-quality release onto DVD & Blu-Ray!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:39 am
No, that was done in the prequels.
zoomer296 - May 13, 2013, 6:50 pm
It can't be any worse than the "Back To The Future" remake that Michael Bay is planning.
spacedog - November 11, 2012, 11:39 pm
Actually Disney made a couple great Marvel movies so the chances of the next Star Wars movies being an improvement is good. This was more about Lucas himself.
Grunno - November 10, 2012, 5:27 pm
What? Disney is going to screw up the SW films? What are they going to do, hire actors that can't act and insert annoying CGI characters?
spacedog - October 31, 2012, 11:28 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - October 31, 2012, 9:46 am
ditto...and the tags...love 'em. 5 sabers
Silverheart - October 31, 2012, 4:16 am

You beat me to it! I dread the future Star Wars releases. I like your use of censorship. 5*beep*s.


REUNIONS -


TAGS: impending doom hatfield mccoy gator
Rating: 4.42/5

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spacedog - October 22, 2010, 5:36 pm
5L


COMBAT RULES - US AIR FORCE -


TAGS: b52s heading out
Rating: 4.37/5

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dnhaslem - April 13, 2011, 7:48 am
Exactly as it should be -- except with bigger bombs and more targets.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 9:44 pm
how true is this is... love it
MPsniper - April 12, 2011, 9:05 pm
we are EWO ready !!!


FEMALES -


TAGS: life time women trouble marriage wedding cher brunette
Rating: 3.74/5

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forseti - April 11, 2013, 10:05 am
2L each eye color.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:59 am
rofl 10 L :)
Derek - October 23, 2009, 5:28 am
Can't understand why Cher is single...


LOVE - WTF are you serious?


TAGS: wedding love fat
Rating: 3.23/5

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btuis - February 24, 2010, 2:11 pm
why is that thing alive?
NYHCx845 - December 10, 2009, 11:08 pm
F*CK ME RUNNING! IS IT HUMAN!?!?!
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 8:15 pm
Hey! All men should show that soldier some respect! Talk about throwing yourself on a grenade. He's a hero for making that sacrifice so none of us had to.
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 6:25 pm
I would rather jerk off with a cheese grater.
TheSarge - November 21, 2009, 2:11 am
Stupid cadets...
RAWR - August 31, 2009, 1:01 pm
gasp! its Dewy!
Grammar Nazi - March 27, 2009, 10:30 pm
Ew. He's ugly.
... - March 26, 2009, 5:55 pm
oh my god, I´d rather go g** than put my ***k inside THAT THING!
[email protected] - February 6, 2009, 10:00 pm
that's a dude with male pattern baldness, this is a joke.
rerun - January 18, 2009, 5:31 pm
This is his "thanks" for serving his country
pro - December 18, 2008, 4:23 am
She (?) looks like the entity with the tiara from a different poster.
MeanGene - December 18, 2008, 4:21 am
Wow.... I don't even know what to... just wow.
Dave - November 26, 2008, 1:45 pm
Having nothing left to live for, Eddie joined the Army.
shtoink - November 26, 2008, 4:29 am
thats scott on the left. and hes pregnant
BuZZbomb - November 26, 2008, 12:09 am
Before he left for duty, he swore he would marry his one true love. So he spoke those five special words. "Will you marry me, Mom"


TACTICAL ADVANTAGE -


TAGS: von clausewitz notwithstanding
Rating: 3.04/5

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agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 9:50 am
(2/5) - 4 votes. Yet another gem!


CAKE WAR -




EXOTIC FOOD - Sometimes there's a suprise ending




OH, THIS WAS YOUR BABY? - Awkward..




REQUIRED READING -


TAGS: reading books seuss timmy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Veracht - April 30, 2010, 5:28 pm
Seuss is rolling in fits in his grave= of laughter!
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 10:24 pm
Excellent!!!! I'm heading down to the library to get my copy.


GOOD CITIZENSHIP - refrain from feeding the chavs




HINDSIGHT - Is when you realize that hiding your ecstasy in a vitamin bottle while at your grandparents house was a bad idea.




PLANNING - Step 1: Unfold the blueprints




BIGAMY - “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde


TAGS: wedding bride wife husband marriage
Rating: 3/5

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HAHA - April 14, 2009, 10:19 pm
That one b**** has some nice legs. Love white stockings.
Crunk - March 30, 2009, 11:00 pm
g** Test - this guy passed, Oscar Wilde failed
ZenMaster - December 13, 2008, 3:18 am
Not with them... They're twins, only one mother-in-law.
Scorpio7 - November 8, 2008, 7:07 am
Gotta love them Mormons!
RnR - October 11, 2008, 5:16 am
not to mention the number of mothers-in-law...


THEY ARE AMONG US -


TAGS: job security hiding in plain sight
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - September 18, 2011, 5:14 am
Once fired, the hole you leave in the company is like the hole you leave in a bucket of water after pulling your hand out
Verdeckt - September 17, 2011, 11:49 pm
You know what they say, cemeteries are full of indispensable men
CloudchaserS - September 17, 2011, 11:39 pm
You also don't want to be irreplaceable because if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted


READING -




LET IT END -


TAGS: die happy ending angel death
Rating: 4.82/5

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Valymar - March 28, 2012, 5:40 pm
You know what I feel...
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:26 am
5 L's for perfectly stateing how I feel right now
M0rd3kaI - March 26, 2012, 6:54 pm
Ooooooh Caveman... nice and depressing... I like it


MR. UNIVERSE -


TAGS: bodybuilder bodybuilding muscle
Rating: 4.75/5

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steve1961 - November 29, 2012, 7:04 pm
Walnuts? Try filberts...
MissPriss - November 29, 2012, 4:44 pm
"Filled" condom, ok not with walnuts, buffed body, both look good to a woman... bahaha. Thanks for the afternoon lol.
GaryO - November 29, 2012, 3:50 pm
Good stuff...I LOL'd


A DISNEY WEEK - is clearly when the Prince gets married and the bad guy gets killed


TAGS: osama prince wedding death
Rating: 4.36/5

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Derek - May 4, 2011, 5:57 am
Well spotted, that man.


UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER - Did you say "Go" or "Whoa"? Sorry. My bad.




I JUST FEEL SILLY -


TAGS: reverse cowgirl misunderstanding
Rating: 3.92/5

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Derek - January 8, 2010, 10:47 pm
Just keep gyrating there, and he'll make things exciting soon enough


SLIDING - Doing it gracefully is for sissies!!!




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